Dee Dee Hates Fruit Meat

My wife Dee Dee does not like any kind of fruit on chicken, turkey or any other kind of meat. She calls it fruit meat! How can she not like orange chicken or cranberry sauce on a turkey dinner, it’s the best thing ever.

The worst offense in her mind though is pineapple pizza. On social media she has let people know about her disdain of this so called fruit meat. And people in return have posted some pretty funny comments and pictures teasing her about her outright hatred. The best one though was a picture of SpongeBob Squarepants eating a pineapple pizza. Oh the irony because SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Oh well that’s ok, because there will be more fruit meat now for you and me.